ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE VODKA

zombie apocalypse vodka

 

In true exploitation fashion, Braided Oak Spirits has decided to cash in on the Zombie sub-genre by creating the new Zombie Apocalypse Vodka. So for those of you who have decided that the best way to deal with the zombie apocalypse is to head to your nearest bar or pub and wait for the whole thing to blow over, you now have a very specific and appropriate drink (aside from the amazing cocktail, The Zombie) to tide you over.

From InternetWines.com:

Zombie Apocalypse Vodka® is a smooth drinking, ultra premium wheat Vodka that will satisfy even the most discerning spirits aficionado. The wheat is field-sprouted which induces a natural malting of the grain, beginning the process of converting the wheat’s starch into sugar. Wheat has a 60% extractable sugar content, making yeast very happy and busy in the mash tanks as they feast their way into transforming all that sweet sugar into alcohol; a task for which they give their little lives and for which we salute them with true gratitude and deep appreciation.

Through the distillation process the mash is heated and cooled; driving the alcohol into vapor and condensing it, over and over again, into purer and purer spirit. The purest of this then undergoes further cooling and filtering processes before blending it with the purest Adirondack water to produce Zombie Apocalypse Vodka®, one of the smoothest, most civilized vodkas on the market.

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