Howdy Ho Dear Readers! If you’ve given two shits, you might’ve noticed that there haven’t been any newer posts on the site of late. That’s because I could no longer access my neighbours’ internetz (hey, if you don’t secure it, you’re a dumbass). In any case, I guess they forgot to pay their bill or their ISP cut ‘em off for over-the-limit bandwidth usage, heh, so I had to break down and get my own glorious 6mbps. So BACKWOODS HORROR is back, and with it, the Thanksgiving spectacuLAR of THE BACKWOODS HORRORSHOW will finally be going up and possibly another one before or around Christmas.
Speaking of Christmas, it’s going to be a sour one here at ‘ol casa de Backwoods as I was officially canned from my job at GeekSquad for insubordination. Fuckers. Ask a few questions and you’re fired; can’t have the drones thinking freely and all that jazz. So, an open request…if anyone who works on a professional horror news and reviews site (i.e. can pay me) and needs another writer, let me know. Wouldn’t be a full-time gig, I realize, but every little bit helps pay the rent (and server costs, and bandwidth, etc. etc.)
Anyhow, expect new posts more frequently now. Apologies for the absence.
Your friend in horror,
Aaron J. Howell