SHARKS GET A TASTE FOR GUIDO DOUCHEBAGS IN NEW TRAILER FROM ‘JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK’

SyFy has done it again, somehow creating a film that looks simultaneously like a giant piece of garbage and a deranged work of genius at the same time. Of course we’ve all either seen or (in my case) heard of THE JERSEY SHORE, and wondered…why don’t sharks just come along and eat them (or other, perhaps more devious plans) already? Well, that just so happens to be the case in JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK hitting DVD and Blu-Ray August 28th, and we have a new trailer for you below. Check it out!

Synopsis:

Many years ago, hundreds of locals and tourists were massacred by giant man-eating sharks in the infamous 1916 Jersey Shore attacks. But that’s just a legend… or is it? It’s a holiday weekend on the Jersey Shore and, unbeknownst to anyone, underwater drills have attracted dozens of albino bull sharks to the pier. When a man goes missing, TC (The Complication), Nookie and friends fear the worst and plead with the police chief to close down the beach. It isn’t until a famous singer is eaten alive during a performance on the pier that the shark hunt begins. Now, the Preppies must work together with the Guidos in order to save the Jersey Shore and its inhabitants from another vicious slaughter.

PLUS, Joey Fatone gets eaten gloriously in front of an audience, which is so obvioiusly fake…no one would come see Joey Fatone!

And just for fun, here are a few more gifs from the flick…

 

A TRAILER HITS THE WEB FOR SYFY CREATURE FEATURE ‘BIGFOOT’ STARRING ALICE COOPER, BARRY WILLIAMS & DANNY BONADUCE

This Saturday, June 30th, SyFy will be premiering it’s latest creature feature (the last in a month of Saturday creature features) titled BIGFOOT. Obviously, it’s going to be another schlock fest with bad CGI, bad writing, and bad actors, so why are we here at Backwoods Horror so interested? Because we’re marks for squatchsploitation flicks…big marks. I, personally, am a huge fan of films like LEGEND OF BOGGY CREEK, CREATURE FROM BLACK LAKE, LEGEND OF SASQUATCH and the countless other newer sasquatch/bigfoot movies that have come out straight to DVD over the past decade. I know they’re bad, but I can’t help myself. If it has anything to do with that big ‘ol hairy beast, I’m watching it, no matter how terrifyingly awful it is.

From Dread Central:

Danny Bonaduce (AKA “Danny Partridge” of “The Partridge Family”), Barry Williams (AKA “Greg Brady” of “The Brady Bunch”), Howard Hesseman (AKA “Dr. Johnny Fever” of “WKRP in Cincinnati”), Sherilyn Fenn (of “Twin Peaks”), Andre Royo (of “Fringe” and “The Wire”), 80’s rocker Billy Idol, and horror rocker Alice Cooper star in this newest slice of Sasquatchploitation produced by The Asylum for Syfy. Actor Bruce Davison of X-Men and a long list of movies steps behind the camera to direct.

Now behold, the trailer…