Below is the new One Sheet/Poster from Rob Zombie’s upcoming Halloween 2, or, the shitty title, H2. There’s also a new pic from the film that makes no sense whatsoever, but actually appears to be the only photo from the film so far that intrigues me whatsoever. Some guy with a rotted pumpkin on his head. The Lord Of Halloween? Satan? Michael improvising when his mask gets fucked up? We’ll find out when the flick hits theaters this August:
Ok, let me preface this by saying that I, at one time, was a huge fan of Rob Zombie. White Zombie is still one of my all-time favourite bands…EVER (there are two number one slots, WZ and Creedence Clearwater Revival), but he’s just been letting me down lately. Three reasons, Educated Horses (shittiest metal album from Zombie ever), the Halloween Remake, and Halloween Remake 2 (though it hasn’t come out).
So let’s talk about the last reason, Variety dropped the bomb that RZ’s going to be directing and writing Halloween 2 (which they can’t actually title it unless they want legal issues with Paramount). Ok, so yeah, it’s not fair to give the Halloween Remake Sequel (for now being titled only H2…stupid) any sort of shit because it hasn’t been made yet, but, I mean, come on, really? First off, he said he had no intention in any way of doing a sequel, so he’s gone back on that, something to do with an assload of cash no doubt, Tyler Mane is going to be back as the man behind the mask, no surprise there. I sort of hope they don’t bring back Scout Taylor Compton, though I think she’s contractually obligated and they’d have to explain that out or just outright ignore it, but she just thouroughly was a big pile of shittastic in the first flick. Horrible actress…horrible.
RZ’s mentioned in his blog a bit about it in that he’s not going to do a full-on remake of the original part 2, so, I wonder what he’s going to do. I dunno, I don’t have much else to say about it at this point but I predict it’s going to suck. So, here’s a teaser poster and some teaser art from the flick, nabbed from the boils ‘n ghouls over at Shock Till You Drop: