I’m not the first, nor will I be the last to say, well, this movie looks like stirfry shit on toast with shit on the side! Good GAWD it looks awful. Other than all that, I’ll reserve my opinions till I see it. Below is a trailer if you want to see it, which you might, so here it is…
In case you weren’t aware, I’m not the biggest fan of ELI ROTH over here at BACKWOODSHORROR.COM. It may have something to do with the fact that he’s gone from fan of the genre to pompous ass who thinks he can do no wrong. That’s right, HOSTEL (1 & 2) can lick my nuts. He makes terrible, derivative garbage and thinks we should all bow down to his sorry ass. Well, now he’s gone and put his face out there for PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). In addition to this more than likely HURTING PETA’s image more than helping it, we get another glimpse at just what a hippy shitbag he really is. “Awwww, don’t hurt da widdle aminals!”
I wonder how much animal testing is done for the massive amount of hair gel the man uses on a daily basis…
Shock Till You Drop has put some teaser posters for Joss Whedon’s upcoming, uber-secretive horror flick CABIN IN THE WOODS. Not overly exciting as, really, we’ve seen it before. Cabing Fever/Evil Dead anyone? This film will more than likely be some derivative attempt at a comedic take on the, well, cabin-in-the-woods flick, one of my favorite subgenres. We’ll see. Could be interesting. Check out one of the posters below and click on the poster to see more!