Below is the first five minutes for the upcoming FX original series American Horror Story. From the minds of Ryan Murphy (of ‘Nip/Tuck’ fame) and his ‘Glee’ co-creator Brad Falchuk, ‘American Horror Story’ has been labeled as “psychosexual thriller” genre thanks to the many murders, inexplicable phenomena and haunted happenings in the Harmon family’s new L.A. home. Hmmmm, Nip/Tuck and Glee, eh? Not the greatest pedigree for horror, but we’ll see. Dylan McDermott, Connie Britton, Taissa Farmiga, Jessica Lange and Frances Conroy star.
For those of you who HAVEN’T been following Eric Powell’s THE GOON, stop what you’re doing, head out to your local comic shop, and soak up that rich, back-issue goodness. If you have no fucking clue what the hell I’m talking about, check out the vid below, provided by MTV and Eric Powell:
Oh my GOD, I can’t imagine how much SHIT this flick is gonna be. I’m throwing up the trailer though because some of you boils and ghoulies out there might actually be looking forward to this. There’s no way, no fucking way they’re going to capture the severe, gut-wrenching brutality of the first. JUST BECAUSE of the remake, I’m going to rewatch the original and pop a review up, even though I swore I’d never watch that movie again because, like I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, it’s just a hard one for me (that’s what SHE said). The only way I can watch I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE is with the Joe Bob Briggs commentary. I mean, come on, that gang rape scene, with her screaming, if you feel NOTHING when watching it, you’re a horrible bastard.
Here’s the trailer for the upcoming redux. Now go cry in a closet.
Also, Krug (played by Garret Dillahunt) is putting on his best Ben Foster (the Stranger from 30 Days Of Night) impression. Oh my God. Fucking awful. Best thing about this movie so far is that I kind of dig the “Sweet Child” redux.
